Sultana Sandwich

Tonight I found myself amongst the vintners and grocers annual cricket matach, lovely wine and food as one would imagine and a lovely cache of weaponary due to her majesty's grenadiers who were on display to raise money for troops back from fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan.

I picked up a 7.62mm sniper rifle... lovely! Then had a go behind a £3mil (I shit you not!) thermal targeting system attached to a rocket launcher (that fired £75k rockets!!!), simply awesome, then why not try on some night vision goggles brilliant! However all the weaponry could not top coming across a completely unguarded and 100% authentic grenadiers furry helmut thing in the mens changing room (this was at a cricket pitch).

Of course I debated in my mind whether I really should do this... but then it finally clicked... When in the world will you ever have a chance to wear one of these bad boys... that's right never!... and hence the photo!